Some 'Murica for your Monday

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06/09/2014 at 09:28 • Filed to: None

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From my Facebook feed - friend snapped this in Florida.


DISCUSSION (37)


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > area man
06/09/2014 at 09:29

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voiding warranties everywhere


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > area man
06/09/2014 at 09:30

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Ah, the south!


Kinja'd!!! dinobot666 > area man
06/09/2014 at 09:32

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M0st of the trucks I see like this are missing the front driveshaft.


Kinja'd!!! area man > 505Turbeaux
06/09/2014 at 09:32

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Who needs a warranty when you have pride.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > area man
06/09/2014 at 09:33

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And some racism too!


Kinja'd!!! spanfucker retire bitch > area man
06/09/2014 at 09:33

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Kinja'd!!! area man > Milky
06/09/2014 at 09:33

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Well, that was implied.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > area man
06/09/2014 at 09:34

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That bro is a very confused bro.


Kinja'd!!! area man > spanfucker retire bitch
06/09/2014 at 09:34

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Ha! Never seen that version before


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > area man
06/09/2014 at 09:34

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Southerners, doing their best to prove they can hate their country and love it all at once.

Impressive.


Kinja'd!!! area man > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
06/09/2014 at 09:36

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What do you expect from people who regularly vote against their best interests?


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > area man
06/09/2014 at 09:41

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I expect them to pull a gun on me when I explain that the confederate flag is the most offensive thing they could fly in America and that it's basically giving the Statue of Liberty the middle finger.


Kinja'd!!! Slave2anMG > area man
06/09/2014 at 09:48

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Kinja'd!!! Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > area man
06/09/2014 at 09:54

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A patriot flag and a traitorous rag on the same truck. Was it Einstein that said holding two opposing thoughts in your mind at the same time was the definition of insanity?


Kinja'd!!! area man > Slave2anMG
06/09/2014 at 09:55

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Amazing.


Kinja'd!!! Bad Idea Hat > area man
06/09/2014 at 09:56

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That's not American, that's treasonous swine.

I'm still considering buying a Mini or an actual British car and flying a British flag from it while wearing tweed etc etc. Because the revolution was about divine rights of kings or some such nonsense, bloody hell.


Kinja'd!!! Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
06/09/2014 at 09:57

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I took dee oath of cee-tee-zen-sheep, then I went out on dee sidewalk, shook my angree feest at dee sky and told doze lazee immigrants to get dah hell out of my con-tree!


Kinja'd!!! GTI MkVII > area man
06/09/2014 at 10:02

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It never ceases to amaze me how these trucks are allowed to drive around on public roads. There's nothing safe about them.


Kinja'd!!! Maddox Kay > area man
06/09/2014 at 10:04

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That's better than the guys who fly a CONFEDERATE flag down there. I'll never understand why, 150 years after the Civil war, some Southerners feel the need to announce their support of a dead slave nation to the world.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
06/09/2014 at 10:04

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I wanted to dislike this.

But it was so damn accurate I couldn't. lol.

The "Damn Immigrants" thing KILLS me. Unless you're Native American you are an immigrant too. Deal with it.

I'm against illegal-immigration, but anyone who files their paper work, follows the law and pays their taxes is welcome here in my book.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > area man
06/09/2014 at 10:04

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Such Florida. Many south. Much redneck. Wow.


Kinja'd!!! Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
06/09/2014 at 10:08

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We can all be against breaking the law but still be welcoming as a nation. While we can be against breaking the law, we also need to admit that there are a much of shit jobs that need to get done that 'us Americans' won't want to do. There is a need and someone fills it.

Being merciful, reasonable and fair is not being weak on crime.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
06/09/2014 at 10:10

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I never said anything about not being welcoming or compassionate. All I asked was for immigrants to go about things properly and come on in. It's a sense of pride to me that more people want to move to our country than any other country in the world.

As I said, I just hope they will follow the laws and pay their taxes.


Kinja'd!!! area man > GTI MkVII
06/09/2014 at 10:12

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Right?? A guy I knew in high school was cruising through a parking lot in a Civic when a drunken bro in one of these shot out of a parking space. Instead of a minor fender-bender, the asshole ended up on top of him. Missed crushing the A-pillar by inches.


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
06/09/2014 at 10:17

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"Unless you're Native American you are an immigrant too."

That's not really true. If you want to go back to where peoples ancestors came from to call them immigrants, then you have to also call the "Native Americans" immigrants (the whole traversing the Bering land bridge and all).


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > area man
06/09/2014 at 10:18

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Murica!!!!


Kinja'd!!! speedygopher > area man
06/09/2014 at 10:19

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If he's such a patriot, why is he flying a shredded US flag?


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > BigBlock440
06/09/2014 at 10:22

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Well I suppose you can take that angle. But to our knowledge they were the first to arrive, so they were the founders, to be an immigrant you have to "join the party" don't you? Thus, meaning their must already be a party going on, aka people living there to join (peacefully or otherwise).


Kinja'd!!! tzx4 > area man
06/09/2014 at 10:28

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I want to see him (her maybe?) hoon this thing on the Tail of the Dragon road.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > area man
06/09/2014 at 10:37

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big lifted square box on high rolling resistance tyres pulling to giant flag, bu-bye fuel economy of ANY kind


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
06/09/2014 at 10:37

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From wiki: Immigration is the movement of people into another country or region to which they are not native in order to settle there

I haven't seen anything that says there has to be other people living there already. But I disagree that either party would be considered immigrants more than one or two generations out.


Kinja'd!!! area man > tzx4
06/09/2014 at 10:47

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That would last about five seconds


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > BigBlock440
06/09/2014 at 10:53

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Interesting discussion to have.

Though, could we dig deeper into that statement and possible see that if a country or region is brand new and not yet even defined that it would still be Immigration or would it simply be "Settling fresh land?"

I can see your perspective on a few generations out no longer being Immigrants in the true sense of the word, though one of the most interesting things about the USA is that almost everyone can list their family origins outside of this country. For instance, I'm probably a 3rd/4th generation American (depending on the side of the family you look at) and I'm 3/4 Irish and 1/4 Scottish.


Kinja'd!!! Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
06/09/2014 at 11:30

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100% agree. We're on the same side of this one.


Kinja'd!!! buford-t-justice > area man
06/09/2014 at 12:53

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Was the " bro" charged?


Kinja'd!!! area man > buford-t-justice
06/09/2014 at 13:14

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IIRC yes, but it was ten years ago and out of state so I'm not privy to the details.


Kinja'd!!! Absolution > tzx4
06/10/2014 at 23:30

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Do a barrel roll.